11/9 Joke of the Day

Daily Prayer

So far today, God, I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over-indulgent.
I'm really glad about that.

But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed,
and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot of help!
Thank you in Jesus's name.
Amen.